Category Archives: The Smurfcow Bible

The Bible as re-imagined by Smurf and Moocow.

Moses and Friends

Moses held his hand to his head, close-fisted but for the forefinger pointed up and the thumb pointed away, and concentrated. Moses: God says that in order for men to have value, they must make certain… promises. (Leviticus 27:1) Priest: … Continue reading

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Its Jesus From The Block

Jesus and friends approached Jerusalem, and ran into Bethphage of Olive Hill. Jesus: You and you – I need you to roll into town and get me a few things from the swap meet. Disciple #1: Sure, no problem. Jesus: … Continue reading

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