Category Archives: Obfuscation

Operation Blitzed-krieg

Mike: I’m bored. Mike: Have I told you the story of the poor woman that I teased for weeks about a comment she made? George: I don't believe so. George: Wait, let's start over. George: In order to alleviate your … Continue reading

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The Glasses Are A Lie

George: Which one's hotter? Thor or Captain America? Mike: Black Widow. But I guess, objectively, Thor. George: What? But Captain America is so boy-next-door! Mike: I never much cared for Captain America – although he did have a reputation for … Continue reading

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All You Need to Know About THat

George: Coming over for game night? Mike: Probably, but I might be late. George: THat's fine. Mike: Are you sure about THat? George: THat's an excellent question. Mike: Can you tell me more about THat? I've alway been curious about … Continue reading

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Am Not Jesus Christ!

George: Jesus Christ. Mike: Am not. George: Are too, deal with it. Mike: Am not am not am not. George: Are too. Infinity. Mike: Am not. Infinity plus one. George: You can't add to infinity. It's a concept, not a … Continue reading

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Not Recommended for Public Consumption

Mike: MooCow is a drug against WAR! George: MooCow tries to make every day feel a little more surreal. Mike: Ask not for who the Cow Moos – it Moos for thee… George: MooCow – got milked? Mike: How many … Continue reading

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