Mike: Check out this link.
George: I need one of these.
Mike: Just think George – you could have Jesus in your mouth anytime you want! And we both know he was well hung…
George: I’ll take the time to savior him.
George: "…capitalizing on the hunger for Jesus crust." HA!
Mike: Start your day the Catholic way – with Transubstantiated Jesus Bread!
George: Christ on a cracker!
Mike: Jesus toast – the real story behind the loaves and the fishes.
George: Put Christ on your toast with the power of the lord!
Mike: I think you mean “Tha Powah of tha LAAAWWWDUH!”
George: It’s hilariously funny to picture you delivering that particular pronunciation in person.
Mike: It’s a hilariously funny pronunciation.