Monthly Archives: June 2012

MooCow Help File

Looney Cactus: Why do people suck? Dragon Pie: Because it's otherwise difficult to get the juice out of a lemon without making a mess. Dragon Pie: I hope that this answer has satisfied your curiosity today. Please consult the MooCow … Continue reading

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Forest of Phallic Things

George: Apparently, it’s Call Every Vendor You Work With Day. Mike: It is? Well, list, I didn’t get you anything, but I made you this. George: Excellent! George: On the plus side of things, after weeks of working on it … Continue reading

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