All You Need to Know About THat

George: Coming over for game night?

Mike: Probably, but I might be late.

George: THat's fine.

Mike: Are you sure about THat?

George: THat's an excellent question.

Mike: Can you tell me more about THat? I've alway been curious about THat but have never known who to ask.

George: THat is the way THat is available for all who inquire.

Mike: Where might I find THat, so THat I may learn more about THat?

George: THat's a fine question.
George: If you've paid attention, I've given the answer to THat already. Twice.

Mike: All THat you've said is "THat is available", but I know not where THat is available.

George: True, but THat is not the focus of the answer.

Mike: THat better not be one of those meta answers. All I'm looking for is a straightforward answer about THat, and all you've given me about THat is riddles.

George: Negative. I've answered your question about THat already. Twice.
George: I'm ret-conning a riddle THat will blow your mind as we speak!

Mike: "THat is the way THat is available for all who inquire."
If THat counts as your two answers, then I don't think you know much about THat.

George: I know all there is to know about THat.

Mike: I don't think you know THat at all.

George: I feel THat we've gone off into the weeds.

Mike: I do not see the weeds THat you speak of.

George: THat is a shame.

Mike: I don't see THat it is. You seem to be lost, perhaps I could help you with THat problem.

George: I've no problem THat requires resolution.

Mike: Well then, THat's the end of THat.

George: THat'll do. Splice in a reaction shot. I'll be in my trailer.

Mike: Fine, but what do you want me to do with _THat_?

George: THat is a good question.

Mike: Oh fuck THat.

George: Today, we've learned THat:
- is fine.
- is an excellent question.
- is the way.
- is available for all who inquire.
- is a fine question.
- is not the focus of the answer.
- will blow your mind as we speak.
- is a shame.
- requires resolution.
- will do.
- is a good question.

Mike: And THat's my queue to exit.

George: - is Mike's queue to exit.

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