George: Jesus Christ.
Mike: Am not.
George: Are too, deal with it.
Mike: Am not am not am not.
George: Are too. Infinity.
Mike: Am not. Infinity plus one.
George: You can't add to infinity. It's a concept, not a number.
George: Stupid Jesus.
Mike: If I'm Jesus, I'm the son of god, and also god, and therefore exist outside of your reality, and therefore am responsible for all your concepts, and therefore can redefine them as I please.
George: You're doing a terrible job of it.
George: Stupid, ineffective Jesus.
Mike: That's because I'm not Jesus. Stupid etc and so on.
George: This all makes sense all of a sudden.
George: All religions hate homosexuals because Jesus is stupid, ineffective and self-denying.
George: Sorry – all Christian religions.
Mike: To be technical, all Abrahamic religions, by definition, since they are all based on (variants of) the Old Testament.
George: What do you know about religion, Jesus?
Mike: More than you, heathen!
George: That's ‘secular humanist’ to you!
Mike: I will have a witty response once I get to work.
George: Lo, though Jesus promised a witty retort to the correction, none was forthcoming.
Mike: Right – because I'm not Jesus.
Mike: I'm not Jesus, I will not Forgive!