Monthly Archives: March 2012

I Own a Bat’leth – Your Argument is Invalid

Mike: Man stabs people with a bat’leth! George: I remember this. Fantastic, fantastic. Mike: Did I mention that I own a bat’leth? George: I think I see a career change coming…! George: Just keep it out of my jurisdiction. Mike: … Continue reading

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Creative Writing

George: Granite Peaks has some classes available for people to pay and take! George: I'm thinking of taking some creative writing classes. George: Did we discuss this yesterday? Mike: Not that I recall, we mostly discussed our Super Secret Project. … Continue reading

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You Think Your Dating Life Is Bad?

Mike: Okcupid tells me my best match, percentage-wise, lives in Tel Aviv. Thanks. Thanks, OkCupid. My best match is a Jew from Jewville. Tel Aviv is a distance farther away than Biblical Creation. Next, you'll tell me that I'm Dr. … Continue reading

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Stupid People

Mike: So, I hate stupid people. George: Whaaat? George: But they provide so much quality entertainment. Mike: I think if I were in charge, I would round up all the fucking anti-vaccination people, including those who are against the flu … Continue reading

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With Gay, All Things Are Possible Hilarious

George: George: When I was younger, I had enjoyed handing out candy to little kids. George: They're easy to trick. George: My favorite was to grab a huge handful of candy with one hand, and dip that hand into the … Continue reading

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