Monthly Archives: December 2011

Arch-Nemesis Needed – Now Accepting Applications

George: Just posted this to the bulletin board at work: George: Want to live with a feeling of burning enmity? Looking for a target for evil machinations? Good news! I’m now accepting applications for an arch-nemesis. George: Please inquire within. … Continue reading

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Solving World Hunger

Mike: I'm getting a perverse amount of pleasure today pointing out just how wrong everyone is at work. George: Oh? George: Examples to follow? Mike: The designer emails me a replacement image. I say "that's not the same size". He … Continue reading

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Holiday Jeers

Mike: What is the most diplomatic way to tell your boss you have no desire to go to a Christmas party at his house no matter who gives you a ride? George: You could say “That night I have a … Continue reading

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