Monthly Archives: June 2011

Sweet Porcelain Revelation

George: I threw up last night. George: A lot. George: My body summoned everything from the very bottom of my intestines upward and flung it, bodily, from the front of my face. Mike: How very “The Exorcist” of you. George: … Continue reading

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Quik-E-Mart Tech Support

Mike: So, there is a sort of Quik-E-Mart in my building, complete with (I think) an Indian dude. Nice old guy, very sweet, even gave me a Christmas card. George: That’s pleasant of him. Mike: We started talking because I … Continue reading

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The Power of Belief

Mike: I just saw the trailer for “Green Lantern” – its going to be AWESOME! George: Chris just said that he saw it, and it was entertaining but forgettable. Therefore, I'll believe it when you see it. Mike: Just like … Continue reading

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Drunk Helmet

George: Did I tell you about my weekend? Mike: I don't believe you have. George: As you may or may not know, we went "camping" wherein we stayed at a log cabin-style house in Kamas. One with running water and … Continue reading

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Squinckt!

Mike: Homeopathic gay cure! Mike: I especially like this comment: "I'd make another joke about this, but then I might be labeled homeophobic." George: HA! Mike: I think I'm gonna start calling myself 'homeophobic' when people start talking about homeopathy … Continue reading

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